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Punography
WevePaypeДата: Пятница, 29.11.2013, 16:13 | Сообщение # 1
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Punography

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I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Did you find out about the piqued eyed teacher who fallen her allot because she couldn't subdue her pupils?

What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes uncivilized four seconds.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it slap me!

Ruptured pencils are pointless.

I tried to catch some fog. I mist.

What do you call a dinosaur with a cosmic vocabulary? A thesaurus.

England has no kidney bank, but it does be suffering with a Liverpool .

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I dropped out of communism importance because of lousy Marx.

All the toilets in Unique York's police stations have been stolen. Constabulary comprise nothing to communicate to on.

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Haunted French pancakes convey me the creeps.

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Venison after dinner? Oh dear!

Earthquake in Washington undeniable government's fault.

I utilized to about I was indecisive, but nowadays I'm not so sure.

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