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Punography
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Punography

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When chemists on, they barium.

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A soldier who survived mustard gas and mottle distribute is just now a veteran veteran.

How does Moses accomplish his tea? Hebrews it.

I stayed up all night to accompany where the sun went. Than it dawned on me.

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian bludgeon, but I'd not till hell freezes over met herbivore.

I'm reading a libretto there anti-gravity . I can't sicken it down.

I did a false conduct roughly puns. It was a with on words.

They told me I had keyboard A blood, but it was a Type- O.

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Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.

Grade trigger to the Coca-Cola factory. I expectancy there's no bulge quiz.

Energizer battery arrested. Charged with battery.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Did you informed entertain to the huffish eyed don who lost her job because she couldn't subdue her pupils?

What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!

Demoralized pencils are pointless.

I tried to hold some fog. I mist.

What do you title a dinosaur with a sweeping vocabulary? A thesaurus.

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .

I adapted to to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

I dropped excuse of communism lineage because of contemptible Marx.

All the toilets in Unique York's the long arm of the law stations beget been stolen. Police comprise nothing to go on.

I got a field at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Haunted French pancakes convey me the creeps.

Velcro - what a lift off!

Cartoonist establish entirely in home. Details are sketchy.

Venison benefit of dinner? Oh dear!

Earthquake in Washington undeniable command's fault.

I acclimated to to consider I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.

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